Thy Name is Farooq Abdullah

Farooq Abdullah is a unique specie. He is deeply confused about his origins and his taxonomy. He keeps hovering between a lunatic and a imbecile. Sometimes he is a psycho and sometimes he can even surpass Jason the executioner in barbarism. He has no religion and no cultural loyalty. Below are my top ten comparisons of Farooq Abdullah. I am being completely unbiased.

1. Farooq Abdullah And Jason Voorhees: Jason is the main villain in Friday the Thirteenth Movies. He kills without remorse and basks in the blood he sheds. He has several favorite weapons such as Machete, Iron Hooks, Chainsaws etc. He wears a mask most of the time which covers his face due to rotten flesh. Farooq Abdullah and Jason are closely related. Both are Killers and fear mongers. Both wear masks and both are violent beyond imagination.

2. Farooq Abdullah and Dracula: Dracula does not need many introductions. He is blood thirsty vampire and brutal killer with a mix of insanity. Dracula's favorite weapons are shape shifting and of course his fangs. Farooq Abdullah and He has blood thirst in common and both need blood to sustain their existence. Both will go to any length to acquire the blood. They will lie, deceive and coerce people to die and then drink their blood.

3. Farooq Abdullah and Dr. Evil: Dr Evil is bent on world domination and wants it get it no matter what is takes. He trusts nobody around him and will do anything to make people submit to him. But everyone knows he belongs to an asylum. Well Farooq Abdullah and Dr. Evil each have a son and the wonderful thing is that both their sons are weaklings and bastards. Scott Evil and Umar Abdullah are like carbon copies of each other.

4. Farooq Abdullah and Hannibal Lecter: This is a perfect match. Hannibal like to skin people alive, so does Farooq Abdullah. Hannibal eats human brains so does Farooq Abdullah by singing those awful Bhajans. Both are extremely ugly and repulsive. And both like to play mind games with disastrous results. Hannibal is smart though, can't say the same thing for Farooq Abdullah.

5. Farooq Abdullah and Darth Vader: Darth Vader terrifies people by just being bad. Farooq Abdullah terrifies people by just being ugly. Darth Vader is a legendary villain in Star Trek and Farooq Abdullah is a legend for his non-sense.

6. Farooq Abdullah and Gabbar Singh: This had to be in the list. How can we not compare these two when they have so much in common. Gabbar Singh terrifies children (Remember the phrase " Sou Jaa Nahin to ..") and in Kashmir Farooq Abdullah terrifies Saifudin Soz, and other puppets who do his bidding in Srinagar. Both have side kicks of same standard. Gabbar had Samba and Farooq Abdullah has Sahai.


7. Farooq Abdullah and George Bush: I decided to include one non-fictional character comparison so that we can replace them with each other and might not find much difference. Both Bush and Farooq Abdullah are liars, cheaters and killers. They both want to get rich through illegal means and are prone to corruption. They both like to blame people without any proof and get away with it. Both are handled by their masters. Bush was handled by Jewish Lobby and Farooq Abdullah is handled by his Indian masters.

8. Farooq Abdullah and Sauron: Lord of the Rings Villain will always be my favorite. Just because he is not there and yet manages to frighten people who have powerful elves, wizards, and swordsmen. Imagine an Eye controlling the destiny of everyone. Farooq Abdullah and Sauron are both heard in their reptile like voices and both are hardly ever visible. But when they are they foolish language makes them comics instead of villains.

9. Farooq Abdullah and Voldermot: OK I admit I cheated on that One. Voldermot came to my mind after I wrote about Sauron. Anyway Voldermot destroys everything that is good in this world and manages to acquire tremendous powers through his cronies. So did Farooq Abdullah. While Voldermot is a racist so is Farooq Abdullah. He hates Kashmiris and Likes Indians which is a known fact. Voldermot uses snake to kill his enemies, Farooq Abdullah uses the snakes imported from India.

10. Farooq Abdullah and Andrew Ryan (Bioshock): Anybody who has played Bioshock will tell you what an awful but brilliant character Ryan was. He built a magnificent city only to have it destroyed by his stupidity. Farooq Abdullah also destroyed the valley by his evil practices even when he did not even do anything for Kashmir. He is instrumental for the corruption and chaos that we see in Kashmir today. Ryan and Farooq Abdullah both do not fully understand the consequences of their activities. Ryan's city become chaos with people killing each other and Farooq Abdullah manages to have an enormous security forces on our heads which kills us mercilessly.

Ps. I apologize to the villains mentioned above in case they are offended to have been compared with a despicable character like Farooq Abdullah

By : LONESOME KASHMIRI